Some of the oh-so-intriguing headlines that I have to choose from?
Who wants a free breast massage tonight? - m4w - 26
NEED A GREENCARD LETS GET MARRIED - 35 (SANTA MONICA)
Honest, Respectful Benefactor. May I Help You? - 54 (West L.A.)
GQ professor type looking for implant girl
1500 for overnight with non-pro hottie - m4w - 30
I love to clean your house free and be your slave!! - 28 (burbank)
And possibly the most tempting of all:
TOM CRUISE massages you - 30 (lax) pic
Maybe I should just go back to dating actors...
Lyrics of the Day
"I'll sit and wonder of every love that could've been, if I'd only thought of something charming to say." Death Cab For Cutie The Sound of Settling